Mouth Dildos
People that use mouth dildos annoy the hell out of me. Either commit and smoke a cigarette, or give it up.
I loathe smoking. I think it's disgusting and I don't understand why anyone would want to do it.
I especially hate it when there's a gaggle of smokers huddled around the front door of a pub, tooting away on their fags while I'm forced to walk through their carcinogenic smog, just so I can get a pint. It's vile and I don't want my pink fluffy lungs to turn black.
But do you know what I hate more than smoking?
Mouth dildos.
What the hell is a mouth dildo?
-- Everyone
This is a mouth dildo:
Not only do you look ridiculous putting that stupid contraption in your mouth, but the plumes of flavoured vapour that bellow from these things make you look like a complete and utter tool.
I don't want to be subjected to your cherry ice cream vapour, so piss off and do it somewhere else. We don't want to smell your stupid vape. So please, put it away, because you look (and smell) ridiculous.
Peace ✌🏻