Public Toilets Are Disgusting
Why do public toilets have to be so damned disgusting? Like, seriously, they’re minging!
So you’re in work, slaving away to “The Man” and all of a sudden you need to take a dump. You lock your computer and toddle off to the loo. 🚽
You head into a cubicle, lift the seat and the inside of the toilet is spattered with diarrhoea.
Great.
It’s the only cubicle free, so you drop your pants and settle in.
The toilet seat is still warm though. 🤢
You're trying not to vomit from the bog of eternal stench. You're worried about the fact that your balls are hovering 4 inches from someone else’s runny waste. Then to add insult to injury, someone let’s rip in the cubicle next to you and it sounds like the world is falling out of his arse.
It’s too much. You decide to hold on and do it at home instead…
If you’re ”That Guy” do us all a favour and clean the toilet after you plaster it with your crap.